What can you cook well? Ideas. Too bad that only feeds the mind and not the body. I am hungry. At what job would you be terrible? On-camera audience member. I just wouldn't have the elated enthusiasm for a $50k check that wasn't for me or the shocked disappointment over a celebrity's drug admission. Try as I might, I just can't find it in me to physically emote over the happenings of talk show guests I don't know personally. Best advice to share? Allow me to quote the Greek Winged Goddess of Victory (or shoe brand with some of the greatest commercials ever), Nike: “Do it.” We're all just one decision away from our best life or prison. Only one way to find out. With that said, it looks like I've used up my allotted internet time for today and I need to get back and claim the top bunk before my cellmate does. She's got the night terrors. If anyone would like to contribute to my commissary account, I'll leave details below.